If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

swallowed a porcupine....

 

I'm a vegetarian...

Went out in a thunderstorm wearing a tinfoil hat.

 

ate until u exploded.

 

Your brain exploded from trying to handle inky's rad posts.

 

Everything in the whole ultra-verse exploded all at once and everyone died except for Chuck Norris.

 

i sent chuck norris to hunt u down.

 

you tried to take a drink from the firehose

 

you threw ur intestines up

 

you on the right.

 

Monkey boy got SIV (monkey version of HIV)

 

electocuted.

 

u got bit by a vampire.

 

you on right.

 

fell out of tree and landed on head

 

you hit a stump while mowing....it threw you forward over the steering wheel and then the tractor ran over you....with all three blades turning because you disconnected the safety switch on the seat

 

simply u were hung from a tree.

 

gang raped....by a biker gang

 

in my arms like in a scene from saving private ryan

 

in my sights... like in a scene from saving private ryan