If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

human cannon ball accident where you shoot yourself into the side of a blimp

 

u facepalmed urself so hard u broke ur skull

 

a huge question mark fell on your head

 

Possum attack.

 

trying to bite a rabid raccoon

 

Overdosed on cough syrup on a playground

 

drank urself to death

 

fell down an open sewer manhole....and lit a match because it was dark...BOOM!!!!!!!!!!

 

u got attacked by a raging drunk who didnt know what he was doing.

 

Head fell off

 

u stuck ur head in ur vagina, got stuck and suffocated.

 

got hit with a hammer, cracked all over and shattered.

 

while playing ping pong u got a ball hit right at ur mouth and again suffocated as it got lodged in ur throat

 

Attacked by puppets

 

u get raped until u die of exhaustion by several black men at the same time

 

Peacefully in your sleep.

 

u have massive seizures and continuously hurt urself

 

a giant peanut butter cup landed on you


you probably dont remember those commercials

 

mauled by a panda.

 

radiation poisoning