If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

fell out of the CN Tower. Very messy. Took 4 Shamwows to clean it up.

 

u ate not popped popcorn. it then popped in ur stomach and u blew apart becasue u ate so many.

 

you chewed bubble gum that was really a bomb.. and.. and .. you blew up. and died.

 

you punched a hole in your wall.....and unfortunately it open up a portal to hell

 

u got shot by a slingshot and a rock. it hit u in the head. then someone came over to ur body and cut off ur head. this kid was named David.

 

you found a magic carpet....but it ran out of fuel at 10000 feet

 

good thing i happened to have a parachute on me and as i came down to the ground i happened to land on your head snapping your neck as u soften my landing.

 

you're the splat just above and to the right of the steering wheel.

 

u got speared by the man in the middle of ur sig pic

 

you had to sneeze moved your head and neck snapped.

 

You totally ran out of ideas for ways to die, and uh...you died.

 

you hooked a bunch of balloons to a lawn chair in hopes that u could try to fly with it. the flight was sucessful in gettiing in the air but when you were up high the winds changed. they sent u out to the ocean. searches couldnt locate u in time and u died.

 

choked to death while trying to swallow his pride.

 

Received death penalty (by hanging) for violating thread rules.

Fireworks malfunction.

 

you paper cut sliced a main vein and bled to death!

 

eaten by a polar bear

 

decapitation by passenger door power window

 

while working under the hood of a car, the hood failed to stay up. it shut on ur neck cutting ur head off.

 

You're in a 3D movie. Suddenly the filmstrip burns, and you die in a grizzly house fire.