If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

In my arms tonight.

Result of something I must have said.

 

Cannibalized by hippies at a Phish concert.

 

riding a 1800s bike with a giant front tire, on hard core mountain biking terrain

 

Getting run through the machine in his sig.

 

by cosa nostra

 

U had post traumatic stress disorder when u were looking at the grand canyon. you thought u were jumping out of a plane into millitary combat like u had done in the air force. unfortunately this was only the grand canyon and u didnt have a parachute so u jumped and died.

 

Ate some dog shit that just so happened to be laced with anthrax.

Why you eating dog shit homes?

 

u ate a poisionous frog and went into some serious convulsions before dieing

 

his enormous sense of humor caused him to laugh himself to death.

 

my sense of human? im gonna guess humor u mean

u were driving through iraq when ur convoy hit a group of IEDs and was blown to kingdom come. u were the sole survivor and the terrorists captured u and took u to one of there bases where they tortured u. they eventually decided to make an example of u by videotaping ur beheading.

 

I put some vice grips on your carotid artery

 

u were forced to keep a butt plug in u and this forced ur poop back into ur body poisoning ur blood.

 

unfortunately for u...my favorite buttplug was ur face

 

u were blown up in the nuclear missle that North Korea claims they are going to launch on July 4

 

Cattle spontaneously evolve; humans are powerless to stop them. They eat us all, including you.

 

i shoot some lead into ur blood stream and u get really intense lead poisoning

 

bellyflop from the 10 meter deck into an empty pool

 

ur no longer hip so u were shunned from hip forums. this sent u into a wild emotional depression. u cut ur wrists and hit a major vein. blood went everywhere squirting out of u. u tried but couldnt stop the bleeding. u start to feel lightheaded and u become frantic. u grab for anything that will help but u finally collapse and bleed out.

 

u killed u self when the "u" button on ur keyboard broke and u cudnt com-u-nicate anymore

 

One of those weird North Carolina sewer things came out of your toilet and swallowed you up.