If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

you were beaten to death by drunk canadians celebrating canada day

i advise you not to go to any bars tonight

 

massive coronary heart attack caused by costco poutine overdose

 

i don't go to costco
i refuse to pay to shop at a store

you'll be attacked by rapid wolves on your next camping trip, you won't die then
you'll get back home and your neighbour will stab you 7 times in the chest for stealing his newspaper

 

I dont pay for costco...I go as a guest and use my friends memebership


You went walking in the bush during the moose rut mating season dressed in a brown fur coat....no one knows exactly how you died ....but the evidence showed that you enjoyed it at first

 

A woman thought u were a pervert and shoved her stiletto heels so far up ur ass it was fatal

 

you took tramadol for the pain, but died from the side effects.

 

The goldfish snack decided to change their attitude about geting eaten. they are no longer the snack that smiles back so they got there revenge and decided to eat u.

 

StinkFoot shoved his stinky feet down your throat....right after he stuffed your lungs with popcorn


:lurk5:

 

man what is with u and stinkfoot. d u like worship him or something?

u were crushed slowly as people put rocks on u while u were strapped down. eventually ur ribcage could no longer hold the weight and the rocks broke through crushing ur lungs.

 

Noela rebuked your advances and you slit your wrists...then stole a car and smashed it into the back of a schoolbus

 

u were hammered... no litterally hammered to death. every part of ur body was hit with hammers until u finally died of internal bleeding.

 

you're in the left car and BBAD is in the right.

 

good thing i jumped out of the car before mine went airborn.

a woman tied u down and cut off ur dick after u just had sex with her because u sucked at sex and had no stamina. she then shoved ur dick down ur throat and watched as u gagged and struggled to breath. u pass out from the bleeding and pain eventually and u die of both blood loss and lack of air to the brain.

 

That's you I'm driving over.

 

u were jumping on a trampoline when u tried to do a backflip. u backflipped off the trampoline landing headfirst. ur brains were sorta spilling out on to the lawn.

 

your head goes through the window and neck gets slit. Then you fall to the ground and the car backs over you.

 

u get stuck in an oven set to 425. theres some monkey for dinner

 

On the day after your high school graduation, you get run over by a school bus.

 

too bad i graduated 3 weeks ago. but that would be ironic.

a plague of locusts came through the area u live in. while eating everything around them they also decided to eat u.

 

You are suddenly transported back in time, finding yourself traveling in a lovely zeppelin, but unfortunately it is the Hindenburg and suddenly it bursts into flames.