If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by SpacemanSpiff, Mar 13, 2009.

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  1. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    you ran into a bed of nails that someone nailed to a post in the middle of your running path
     
  2. Monkey Boy

    Monkey Boy Senior Member

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    you got crushed by a car you were working on when it transformed into an Autobot.
     
  3. Yert

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    You're at the zoo with your family when the chimps escape and brake open the cigarette machine. They all grab a pack and light up when they see you strolling by. They chase you down and rip the limbs from your body one by one. They use the cigarettes to burn the open wounds so that you don't bleed to death. After several hours of slapping you in the face with your own hands and kicking you in the ass with your own feet they begin to eat you alive starting with the testicles and working their way up. You go unconscious about the time they start cracking open your ribs, so you're not awake as they finish your body. They calmly return to their grassy area having acquired their nicotine fix, where they poo you out eventually. They ate some some oak seeds earlier in the day and so you turn into a tree. They climb you and enjoy you and rub their nuts and ape pussies on you for the rest of the foreseeable future.

    A good clean death.
     
  4. SpacemanSpiff

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    Yert built a YURT....but he sucked at building and it collapsed on him
     
  5. You turned into a popcorn machine.
     
  6. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    ironically you'd choke on a piece of toast
     
  7. Yert

    Yert Member

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    Zilla and I sex you to death, it only takes like 15 years or so though. Quick and painless.
     
  8. Shadow2145

    Shadow2145 comatose insomniac

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    u sat in the sun too long and u actually managed to burn to death by the sun.
     
  9. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    laid in a tanning booth until you got skin cancer, and died from the cancer
     
  10. thinkfloyd07

    thinkfloyd07 Senior Member

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    your the earth...so you died because the human race treated you like a $5 hooker
     
  11. You got in a head-on bicycle collision. Your head got caught in the spokes of the other guy's tires.
     
  12. SpacemanSpiff

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    I teleported a sabre tooth tiger into your basement
     
  13. Shadow2145

    Shadow2145 comatose insomniac

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    u were at the amusement park and on one of those spinning rides when u flew off the ride. eventually u hit the ground and.... SPLAT!
     
  14. SpacemanSpiff

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    you were put through a Jack Lalane power juicer
     
  15. GeeOhhN

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    heart attack
     
  16. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    you were smothered by a hookers breasts
    she then robbed you
     
  17. GeeOhhN

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    drown in a pool of blood and semen
     
  18. SpacemanSpiff

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    your head gets squeezed like a lemon by a garbage truck compactor
     
  19. you got run down by a kid on a skateboard while watching the garbage truck squeeze his head and didn't get up in time to stop the truck from flattening you
     
  20. SpacemanSpiff

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    you swallowed the silica desiccant packets that you been saving up

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