If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

you ran into a bed of nails that someone nailed to a post in the middle of your running path

 

you got crushed by a car you were working on when it transformed into an Autobot.

 

You're at the zoo with your family when the chimps escape and brake open the cigarette machine. They all grab a pack and light up when they see you strolling by. They chase you down and rip the limbs from your body one by one. They use the cigarettes to burn the open wounds so that you don't bleed to death. After several hours of slapping you in the face with your own hands and kicking you in the ass with your own feet they begin to eat you alive starting with the testicles and working their way up. You go unconscious about the time they start cracking open your ribs, so you're not awake as they finish your body. They calmly return to their grassy area having acquired their nicotine fix, where they poo you out eventually. They ate some some oak seeds earlier in the day and so you turn into a tree. They climb you and enjoy you and rub their nuts and ape pussies on you for the rest of the foreseeable future.

A good clean death.

 

Yert built a YURT....but he sucked at building and it collapsed on him

 

You turned into a popcorn machine.

 

ironically you'd choke on a piece of toast

 

Zilla and I sex you to death, it only takes like 15 years or so though. Quick and painless.

 

u sat in the sun too long and u actually managed to burn to death by the sun.

 

laid in a tanning booth until you got skin cancer, and died from the cancer

 

your the earth...so you died because the human race treated you like a $5 hooker

 

You got in a head-on bicycle collision. Your head got caught in the spokes of the other guy's tires.

 

I teleported a sabre tooth tiger into your basement

 

u were at the amusement park and on one of those spinning rides when u flew off the ride. eventually u hit the ground and.... SPLAT!

 

you were put through a Jack Lalane power juicer

 

heart attack

 

you were smothered by a hookers breasts
she then robbed you

 

drown in a pool of blood and semen

 

your head gets squeezed like a lemon by a garbage truck compactor

 

you got run down by a kid on a skateboard while watching the garbage truck squeeze his head and didn't get up in time to stop the truck from flattening you

 

you swallowed the silica desiccant packets that you been saving up