If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

big fart.....no Chief

 

u got stuck in the microwave and was cooked on high for 1:30

 

Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique

 

ur lungs become punctured so that even though u try to breathe it is to no avail. ur like a fish out of water.

 

you were in the trunk of a car that I sold to the crusher place next week

 

ok well i was in it in the past and you sold it to the crusher place next week. good to know im had over a week to get out of the trunk since it only takes the pull of a wire. most moder cars have a wire in the trunk of a car that u can pull to get out of a trunk if somehow u get locked in a trunk.

after i got out of the trunk i then found u, tied u up and put u in the seat as the car was about to be crushed.

 

You are touched by a witch masquerading as a little red-haired boy with freckles. Giggling, he waddles up to you and places a finger on your wrist. Suddenly your veins turn blue and ice cold and your heart freezes. The little boy farts and waddles away into some nearby ferns.

 

godzilla rises from wherever he is resting only to hunt u down. he does whatever it takes and at the end finally eats u.

 

A toaster related accident.

 

u were walking in ur room when u tripped on something and ur fingers just happened to go into the outlet. ZAP!

 

You stopped to smell a rose in a bad neighborhood and a gangster butt raped you, then shot you in the back of the head.

 

your tonsils exploded and you bleed to death

 

I welded the trunk lid closed

 

welding tank exploded

 

bled to death after being raped in prison

 

turns out the world is flat cuz he u fell of the earth and went straight down to hell.

 

You used a dildo in the bath tub and electricuted yourself.

 

ur best friend became a paranoid schizophrenic and thought u were out to get him so he savagely attacked u with a club until u were dead.

 

you tried to cut your own hair .....and went crazy because you couldnt figure out that everything in the mirror is backwards....and while you were going crazy the mailman walked in and shot you behind the left ear with a 20 gauge sawwed off shotgun

 

you were in a cave when an earthquake struck and got stabbed by hundreds of falling stalagtites.