If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

a bunch of nuns beat u to death with rulers cuz u were a bad boy in catholic school.

 

Chocked on a picture of Nova?!

 

Just HAD to try the Puffer fish

 

started a fight with John Cena. John didnt' hold back and really kicked the shit out of u.

 

The human race suddenly turns against you for no discernible reason and puts you in a giant pickle jar they made and pickle you.

 

god suddenly turns against u and makes u experience every possible death.

 

Tripped and fell into a busy road and got splattered like a bug by oncoming traffic

 

slowly and painfully.....very very slowly....and very very painfully

 

you fell out of a roller coaster while it was moving.

 

you fell out of a helicopter




....ok...Ill admit that I plan on pushing you out

 

except that i saw u trying to push me out so i grabbed u and shoved u into the helicopter blades. ur plan backfired. i survived and u died.

 

you choked on some popcorn:lurk5:

 

u choked on ur moms dick after she changed gender. :O

Edit: ok honestly im looking back at this post and thinking it was way over the top... w/e hopefully u laugh if u read it anyways.

 

suffocation.

 

December 21 2012 arrives and the world ends as is predicted by nostradamus. We all fucking die.

 

That's no fun man, you shouldve said you wanted to shoot me in the head or something.

 

Wants to be shot in the head, but actually died with a red hot poker us his ass.

 

weve been through a lot of those scenarios. i wouldnt be very new. u forgot to post a death by the way.

u were commercial diving at the deepest parts of the ocean when ur suit got a hole in it. the immense pressure of the ocean instantly floods into ur suit crushing ur body.

 

killed by Stinkfoot for fucking with him

 

I am not fucking with anyone.

Got stuck in a bear trap while setting it up. Ironically a bear just happens to walk on by while ur in this predicament and decides to rip u limb from limb