If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

she tripped and broke her brain stem after attempting a successful 720

 

In his sleep...so its like a dream that never really happened

 

He killed himself.

 

test driving a suzuki gsxr1100 and you put your foot in the front spokes at 289kph

 

U got in a fught and u had nunchucks. Unfortunately u dont know how to properly use nunchucks so u emd up hitting urself in the head as u madly swing them. Ur opponent leaves u bleeding in the street where u die of blood loss from the skull

 

you jumped off the empire state building....hit a trampoline...and then you bounced into the tv station traffic helicopters blades

 

U went to pet a little bunny rabbit and it jumped up a took a bite out of your neck.

 

I stuck you inside a transport tire and drove across the country

 

I used you as one of the mud flaps on my truck.

 

Earthquake....and Washington state slides into the Pacific

 

lightning struck your house, it wasn't grounded properly and your laptop blew up in your lap.

 

You are standing in the middle of a parking lot and two trucks pull out at the same time and squeeze you to death.

I'd like to acknowledge that this was weird, because Monkey Boy and I posted our responses at the exact same time.

 

skydiving - parachute failure

 

I gotcha by a hair

you got run over by the train in neonspectraltoast's sig.

edit; now I got beat.

 

sucked into a jet intake

 

Someone didn't believe you were not yet dead and buried you alive.

 

Died in bed, aged 98, shot to death by a jealous husband.

 

tripped on a garden hose and dropped the nitroglycerin you were carrying.

 

lol - That's a classic!

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decapitated by helicopter rotor blade

 

kicked in the head by a bull while working as a rodeo clown