If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

While in the jungle u get sucked dry of blood by hoardes of mosquitos

 

sudden infant death syndrome.....at age 19

 

Gremlins eat your car tires and you cartwheel into outer space.

 

you tried and do the "into the wild" thing....and like a dummy...you ate something poisonous too

 

coal mine collapse

 

you heated up the shaving cream bottle and it exploded shards of metal into the jugular

 

you ate bad mexican food and too much corona and your colon burst from explosive diarrhea

 

you married Karla Holmolka....but didnt know because she changed her name...and she killed you

 

suffocated in the world's largest condom

 

In the middle of the night u wake to hundreds of spiders crawling all over u. They crawl in ur mouth cutting off ur oxygen as u feel them walking inside ur throat and all over ur body.

 

had a fatal allergic reaction to a jacket potato with beans.

 

Runs into a telephone pole at 90 mph. Idk the metric cuz im american.

 

Airplane into a volcano during an earthquake while an asteroid strikes the earth.

 

took a trip and actually really left the farm, as in very very bad trip....

 

Accidentally walked in the middle of the javeline event during the olympics and got hit

 

Photographed with a camera that captures people (who are holograms) inside of it, and then the camera is pulverized by a giant bolder.

 

Heart attack, cocaine related, while having anal sex with a prostitute from Singapore

 

smashed by a stampede of overweight women, at walmart on boxing day

 

During the best sex of your life...I had a heart attack and you couldn't lift me off....you suffocated

 

You tried to rape me but suffocated on my giant balls.