If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

bled to death when Britney Spears runs over your foot

 

The red cross drew too much blood when u went to donate blood.

Heres a plug for the red cross. Anyone out there who hasnt donated go donate blood. They wont actually take too much.

 

your mechanic overcharged your air conditioning system and you turned into a block of ice while driving down the freeway....then you crashed and shattered into a billion pieces

 

Scared to death by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln.

 

you were constipated....and tried to fart anyways....BAM!!!!!! you exploded

 

sacrified for the greater good

but then later people realise it was needless.

 

shes too young to die...but if she has to...then I would chose burning at the stake

 

BTK killer

 

Dahmer

 

the way some of the ancient incans sacrificed people. They cut out ur heart with a "knife" (sharp rock) and the tribal leader must eat it while it is still beating

 

you turned and looked at that city when you werent supposed to and you turned to stone

 

You are temrinated. I think thats enough said

 

you are expendable

 

tripped on a marble....fell on a pencil.......then got lead poisoning.

 

killed by angry killer butterflies

 

you've been identified as a Replicant

 

shit...


it was a diversion






ninja edit.

 

Suicide

 

the way every OK dies.....in an F5 tornado

 

ouch.

u cann haz death fr0m asbestos.