If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

iron maiden




..no really....you will listen to Iron Maiden backwards until you kill yourself

 

U get injected with air into ur veins. where it travels to the brain causing an embolism

 

watching the indy500 in the stands and a tire blows and a chunk of bead hits you right in the left eye so hard that it leaves a gaping exit wound at the back of your right ear just like Kennedy

 

Your driving down the road when an earthquake begins. In front of you the ground splits open. U cant avoid it and u drive in and die.

 

You get pulled into a grinder for tree branches, feet first.

 

Slips on a bit of lettuce and falls into the grand canyon.

 

Shark drags you off a fishing boat

 

U run over an IED laying in the middle of the road

 

The hooker that you hire turns out to be a suicide bomber.

 

starts choking, no one takes him seriously and so no one helps him, he dies in front of everyone.

 

forgot to eat.....

 

lol Raped and murdered by Santa Claus on Christmas morning. He just couldn't resist.

 

Left in the desert with nothing

 

death by snoo snoo

 

inhaled his baggie, weed n all in one giant sniff.....

 

Monoxide poisoning from huffing sick farts.

 

drove through Dealy plaza during a Kennedy assassination reenactment with live ammo....right place wrong time

 

........Dead

 

^^:d lol




you

 

After his billionth posting of writer's cramp.