If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

violent uprise of Backstreet Boys' Fans

 

choked on a cotton ball.

 

swine flu

 

Swallowed up by the earth.

 

stuck a fork in the toaster

 

stuck a toaster in a microwave, turned it on then jumped into a small kids pool with the microwave.

 

hitched a ride on an airplane by holding onto the engine.....unfortunately it wasnt an engine...is was a bomb....and it wasnt an airliner...it was a steath bomber on a mission to Afghanistan

 

A plane crashed into your house

 

rolled off a cliff.

 

Got so high u tried to catch a bullet with your teeth

 

Ingested napalm

 

murdered by the "tweezer" murderer

 

lolz

gave birth to a full grown unicorn and died shortly after.

 

watched "Oklahoma" 498 times consecutively ....then committed suicide

 

he got lost in the woods and was eaten by a squirrel....

 

tried to masterbate with a power strip. Dead.

 

run over by a herd of cats

 

Zipped up in a body bag and dropped out of a fifteen story window.

 

shot twice by shotgun with steel pellets....then put in an MRI machine

 

dipped in honey and licked to death...