If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

you get beat to death by Gary Coleman

 

in thread 4 word story by rape from bbad. hahaha thats fukt

EDIT damn! bbad jumped in...

From shoving his finger to far up his nose. Its that avatar...

 

Was baked an an oven at 450

 

Overdose whisky with these guys!

 

fell into a meat grinder

 

Stuck a knife in the electrical socket.

 

Fucked to death in your Pagani Zonda

 

Went indoor skydiving except when they turned the fan on it blew the wrong way sucking you into the blades

 

chainsaw accident....

 

Death walked over and swung his scythe at ur head

 

homemade dull-bladed guillotine

 

while picking his nose he poked his brain and fatally damaged a necessary part

 

got splatted for teasing the elephants at the zoo

 

run over by a runaway lawn mower....

 

overdosed on oreo's.....

 

sledge hammer handle broke while you were swinging and got you right between the eyes

 

choked on a fur ball the cat coughed up

 

got his foot caught in a crab trap coil

 

Being shot for me and my friends. (or the whole country)

 

your tire blows out while your going 80mph...