If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

trampled by old ladies at a Tom Jones concert...

 

drowned in a old timey pickle barrel at a country store trying to get the last pickle.

 

Is captured by jigsaw (asin the movies) and loses a "game"

 

shot from a cannon and misses the net.

 

Sighed really really hard

 

thrown off a fast moving train...

 

squashed by a beached whale...

 

Attacked by killer tomatoes

 

thrown into the ocean with concrete blocks on your feet.. should have paid back that money you owed

 

drowns in a vat of horseradish...

 

in a barrel over Niagara Falls....

 

Cheez-It Binge

 

A faultline opened right between his legs and he fell in.

 

hit by a man shot from a cannon

 

working on an electric wire, and didn't turn the power off first...

 

Was in an air-tight room full of cows when the cows all started to fart simultaneously.

 

Kidnapped on a motorcycle tour of South America, died of dehydration

 

Had a piano fall off a scyscraper onto his head

 

Skyscraper collapses in the middle of the city, onto your face

 

gets eaten by a dinosaur