If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

Dragged behind a pickup truck in a suburb of Dallas

 

During a trip to the Holy Land, decides to crucified to be closer to Dismas and Gestas

 

hit by a trash truck as he was taking a nap on the middle of the street

 

face ripped off by a giant robot

 

drowns in a bowl of chicken soup

 

Avelanche

 

thrown overboard by a drunken sailor and eaten by a shark..

 

chainsaw accident

 

Cutting open a package towards yourself with a knife, slipped and it was all over

 

she just put you in the oven

 

smothered by a women with really big boobs

 

well arent you kind

 

He is smothered by his own big boobs while he sleeps

 

fell down a well

 

got eaten by a cat.

 

suffocated when I fell asleep on her

 

put a snake in your bed

 

Excuse me broony, this is for the chap before you. I was out maneuvered by you.


A 33 year old Ontario man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply mixed gasoline with milk. Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he vomited into the fireplace in his house. This resulting explosion and fire burned his house down, killing both him and his live-in.

 

killed when you blew out the candles on your birthday cake and your hair caught fire

 

slain when discovered that you were not Audrey Hepburn!