If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

i strapped u to an operating table in a empty room with no windows (except 4 the table) and left u there for 3 days with out food or water. when i came back i sewed your lips together cut off your ears, hands, feet, and took red hot rods to your eyes. after i cauterised your wounds i untied u and brought u a plate of hot food. i said "smells great doesn't it" and locked the door for u to die of starvation

 

bored to death reading long posts

 

i like it better then posting pictures cause they take away from the imagination

 

gundown by the FBI

 

ate 50$ in change

 

I paid u a visit and chopped u up into tiny pieces ground u up with some haze and smoked u with your bong

 

u wuz murded wen u slep

 

infected by a mutated biological agent

 

Aids

 

choked on a basketball

 

tied your foot to a truck and watched it drag u down the freeway

 

drowned in a really weird accident at the sperm bank

 

You tried to hit me with your truck, but I dove out of the way. You couldn't stop in time.

 

with a ball peen hammer

 

slip and fall scam gone wrong

 

choked on a booger

 

trying to crack neck, went too far

 

thrown in a cement mixer

 

Jason Voorhees killed you while camping at Crystal Lake