If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

engine block he had tied in a tree fell on him

 

born too close to a reactor..caught up with her

 

tied up then licked for endless hours by the toronto version of the swedish bikini team...

 

his upright fell on him, thumping him to death

 

short circuit on that new fangled electrical bass....

 

got your tongue stuck on a power antenna just as the car was pulling away

 

fell asleep shoveling snow....:-0

 

wife hit him in the head with skillet for spending to much time online

 

how do ya know its not her typin this stuff....

smothered in the feather tick bed.....

 

fell in the well and drowned

 

choked on my edible underwears

 

Skinned from head 2 toe with rusty razor and bled 2 death

 

got a condom stuck on head and suffocated

 

got head stuck in a goats ass

 

fell face first on a traffic cone

 

drowned in the sink

 

Topped a tree with a boom truck, but the chainsaw got pinched by the tree. You tried to pull the chainsaw out just as the bolts holding up the boom snapped. The boom fell against the tree and you fell 70ft to the ground, but lived....for a second then the chainsaw landed on you followed by the top of the tree and then the boom.

 

bullet to the temple

 

Just before the end of the world you drove a bulldozer into a mall, but on the way in you knocked out one of the main supports and was crushed by a few tons of collapsed concrete and rebar.

 

hit by a transport truck trying to pass through a mountain road....and got caught on the tire chains.....for the next 270 miles