If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

Sat between two very large folks on a greyhound bus and it tipped

 

got hit right between the eyes with a hockey puck

 

split in two by a jaws-of-life up the ass

 

gas leak house exploded

 

in the arms of her hubby after a long sexathon on the beach at the tender age of 110......

 

In his hot tub making love to his beautiful wife...at the age of 110 with the help of Viagra..

 

a cheeseburger bomb blows up in your face

 

flashing all that cash you made today you were shot and robbed

 

quicksand

 

slipped and fell into a mortar mixer

 

thrown into Niagara River wearing cement shoes

 

You got strung up for having sex with an Amish guys wife

 

ice skating on the thin pond ice....:-0

 

kicked in head by his cow....I think your hands were to cold..

 

drowned in a mud hole....

 

attacked by a mountain lion

 

Eaten by a Polar Bear.

 

embolism.....:-0

 

tree falls on him when he out takin' a walk

 

guillotine