If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

Tripped over the cord to the wood chipper and hit his head on a rock.

 

drowned in a goldfish bowl

 

You accidentally sat in this chair.

 

you were hired by the state to build one of these and had a horrible accident during the first test run

 

Eaten by a turkey

 

killed with kindness

 

fell on the ice and his head was between two curling stones at exactly the wrong time

 

Electorcuted while having sex with a cyborg

 

froze to death during one of those crippleing Florida snowstorms .....you know...the ones that last a whole hour and they get like .5 inches of snow

 

killed by Harrison Ford in his next Irish terrorist movie

 

forgotten by all people until you disappeared

 

the panhandle broke off into the gulf

 

Fried To A Crisp....

From A Massive Shock, Whilst Trying To Fix The Stoplights In His Truck.



Cheers Glen.

 

what the hell??....are you psychic?...my brakes lights really arent working ...I cant figure it out...the signals work fine but the brakes keep blowing fuses and its too cold to crawl under and check for shorts

 

you died when you turned 105 and your friends hired a stripper.....me...I was 119

 

Beaten to death by the tiger the kid in your sig owns.

 

killed by Hobbes fans for not knowing the name of the most beloved Tiger buddy ever to live

 

drown in the gene pool

 

anyway as long as its immediate

 

got "mugged" then murdered for his tim hortons coffee riding home on his lawn tractor