If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

While you bent down to pick up your cell phone a bus came around the corner and took off your head....

 

ate raw pork and got worms

 

while climbing a tree you fell and your hood of your coat got caught on a limb and you hung yourself

 

had a heartattack at the end of the most hottest furious backseat side of the highway sex ever

 

drank 5 gallons of gas

 

Ate fugu to prove he was a big, fearless man.

 

Did the windmill stretch and your arms flew off

 

tried to dig a tunnel to China

 

What a way to go.....

You choked on a chocolate covered peanut....

 

you choked on me

 

POST tramatic stress

 

Died when he needed an ambulance and kept calling the Tram unit instead of the Trauma unit

 

suffocated when I passed out on her

 

a kidney stone blocked your you know what and it exploded

 

Eye strain..

 

ate too many vending machine lunches

 

hurled on by projectile vomiting squirrels..

And it not that cute Nut Puke in girly porn either.. uke:

 

BULLDUST.!!!!!...I Think She Died From Disappointment.......



Cheers Glen.

 

Goatse accident

 

he went to visit crankyirishgirl and they screw each other to death....