If I were your slave

You are? That's even better than my offer. KC, I'm sorry, but you're fired.

Denimstar, you're hired as my full time all-purpose slave.

 

A huge beach ball? Ummm..... I think they're mistaken although I suppose there is some weird shit out there.

I once saw a video where a girl put a nerf football in her cooch and then shot it out. that was neat.

 

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*snicker* you're gonna have to crawl over my dead body, i want that one.

 

No way. Besides, I thought about it and you're rehired as the sex slave. Watch how perfectly this works out.

I do your laundry, dishes, and windows in exchange for sexual favors.

I get sexual favors from her, plus she cooks and cleans for me. Since the cooking and cleaning I have to do is for you, she just cleans and cooks for you, for me. And I get to have sex with the both of you.

I'll work on the same time part at a later date.

 

if you were my slave, I would make you fuck a donkey.

 

but i have to pay for two?

 

Nope. You still just have sex with me. denimstar being a propriety of indesc. inc will then work for you by default. You pay me with sex. I pay her with sex. And then we have threesomes in our freetime :X

 

and WHO is gonna pay the grocery and water bill?

 

Um, what do you mean "if" you were my slave?

Now go bake me a pie, boy.

 

I've got the magic stick, so that would be both of you.


And zoomie, it's about time you showed up in one of my threads you neglectful bastard.

 

i'll just step aside and let you & zoomie have a good time...i got a magic stick, too...

 

If you have a "magic stick" that explains the c-section.

 

ouch. you're just hitting below the belt because mine's bigger.

 

Awwwwwww. I didn't mean for that to be any kind of shot at you.


And you didn't think yours was bigger last night :X

 

my throat still aches.

 

Sorry, I didn't mean to ram it so hard.

 

i won't be able to swallow for a week.

 

It'll burn your eyes worse than your throat, so it's in your best interest to try.

 

if I had to do nothing in return but have sex all the time?...now that's what I call an ideal relationship d: