If I were a Martian, ...

I build computers, but beyond installing the operating software, I leave the rest to someone else. What amazes me is that many of the so called experts are simply button pushers who do not even understand the basics of contention ratio or how packet data works.
When I renewed my phone contract, the company asked me how many text messages I required. When I told them that I had used 7 last year, they looked at me as if I was the stupid one.
We do live in a strange world, where all the clever people need a calculator to add up the price of a few groceries.

 

I would probe everybody.

 

if i were a martian, i would probably have suffocated in the earth's atmosphere by now.

 

No way, you'd have advanced technology and breathing devices. I don't like your Martian species if not. I'm a master Martian. Lol.

 

Wrong thread. Lol

 

Bist du Deutscher ?