If Hipforums were a deserted island...

Headhunters from the next island over who shrink heads and drink blood



Hotwater

 

Well that is just not acceptable. Off with his head for sure!


In the future Tom may refer to me as the only shit head on the island.

Solved.

 

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3:31

 

Heat's new official position is Head Martyr

 

I’ll be commanding general for the north :2thumbsup:

My strategy will involve the deployment of two dozen double-canoes to attack from the sea while my ground troops keep the enemy occupied and engaged.

Hotwater

 

i don't wanna play any more. *stomps off to cave on the far end of the island guided by her baboons*

 

:toetap05:

 

I am so happy to have an official title!

 

Exactly, more like this….

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Hotwater

 

you really know the way to a woman's heart, huh?

 

i'll blacken the tips of some really big, hard, pointy sticks to make spears so they don't break when we stab the invaders

 

ok. maybe we need look out towers? and a system of torches or mirrors to keep everything well lit at night

 

ill start on a sewer system to wash away all the blood

 

^ excellent.

we should also make a system of tunnels to move around stealth like and ambush people.

plenty of booby traps. things like barbed stakes that stab into someone's leg so they can't walk anymore.

oh, and a den of lions.

 

kumbaya

 

mah lawd

 

Um, Hip Forums is already an island.

 

how are we gonna keep the volcano from erupting? i vote for human sacrifice

 

maybe we need to seek safer living places...