If Hipforums were a deserted island...

I have the immunity idol

 

Seems it would make you all feel better... and it is likely closest to reality... rest assured, that if we ever find ourselves on an island, I will gladly banish myself away from most of you.

This may surprise you, but I for one won't do without food, comfort, companionship, and most importantly security in the knowledge of what we have, we will keep.

 

What is all this horseshit about "equals"? I'm happy to do what I can to help, but if we're not allowed to sing, I'd prefer war. The pointy stick thingys sit idly by. So-called "Even" distribution of wealth/life/labour = failure. Warning: You do NOT want the cave paintings depicting a dark man astride a hippo brandishing a spear with others falling around him.

 

We'll wait till you are rolling your eyes at us all and then we will hit you over the head with a club several times.......each.:2thumbsup:

 

does this thread get closed at 1000 posts?

 

maybe sooner

 

if i can't sacrifice Tom and eat him... i'm leaving....

 

okay okay, we get it, you hate us. don't let the palm door hit ya where the volcano god split ya, tom.

 

I’ll serve as her personal bodyguard and confidant so unless you can fight like Bruce Lee it shouldn’t take much to overpower you and bury you up to your neck in sand :2thumbsup:


Hotwater

 

help me help me *arms waving like olive oyl*

 

Ok who's arm do you want me to relocate


Hotwater

 

I love it when people do this... You tell me to leave, and then try to act like I'm being petty by leaving... Here's a clue for you... You don't get to decide when I get to come and go, even from your imaginary island.

You seem to think there is some reasonableness in being able to 'banish' a person temporarily if you don't like what they say, and still benefit from their knowledge and skill and energy.

Life doesn't work like that...

 

just kindly remind tom that his punishment is only one week. hopefully he can resist the urge to come back until then.

we really need to start the island party

 

i am just annoyed by the fact that you keep hating on us, yet you want to stay.

i don't need to benefit from anything you have to say because this island is not real and it doesn't matter. maybe you should try not giving a fuck instead of making yourself the target of all hate in every fucking thread you engage in.

you seem to think no body understands what you call humor, but you are the one that doesn't understand. I've maintained a humorous tone throughout the thread, and you're still taking everything we say seriously.

stop being such a butt-hurt bitch nigga.

 

What you seem to fail to grasp, is that your humor is not what everyone else's is. You have no problem telling me (or others) that you don't like their humor and they should stop, yet assume everyone should like yours...

Once again, life doesn't work like that...

To me, you and others continuously displaying your ignorance and your inability to play your own game, is the height of hilarity... keep it up...

As for the hating going on around here... It seems to be coming from one direction only.


I don't hate you... I feel sorry for you.

 

Tom get a fucking grip

Talk about issues of low self-esteem …..Sheeesh


Hotwater

 

I have self esteem issues yet you are the one threatening people online...

Even better humor...

 

Tom it’s called humor

Is it really tom or tomboy


Hotwater