I would like to apply...

It's an incomplete map you have put on line.
Here is the more correct version.

 

Wow, is that to scale?!

 

Yes it's based on population and how even the Brits look down on us.

 

Only the French speaking parts! We love the rest of it Mark. And if that were true it would actually be half the size of Britain. This inaccuracy could only have been conjured in somewhere like Montreal, one of the dumbest places on Earth...what do you mean we look down on you?!

 

The average brit refers to canadiANs as americans.

With luck I am not a canadiAN but a canadiEN and I've visted england serval times. 24 hours in my first visit and I somehow forgot how to speak english. I think it's a strange magic thing.. Because everytime I am in england, I forget how to speak english.

 

:smilielol5:

sorry, your luck must've run out... it is canadIAN i'm afraid my little cauliflower.... the french didn't stand a chance...

p.s. when you visited, you must have been in Cornwall... the pixies put a spell on every canadian who visits... little rascals...
p.p.s. it's not american, it's americian... OK???

 

I am not french.. I'm Québécois. And it is CanadiEN and CanadiENNE
Source : My passporte

Non, It's London and Birmingham. I have to visit England 2 times each year. The food is terriable and your beer is worst than the beer they sell in the United States. It is a surprise that the Tesco will actually advertise that they have 1,5% alcohol Carlsberg beer.

The British should say thank you to people of the United States. Because if Canadians/Canadiens/Canadiennes/Newfies ever found out there is beer worst than the beer of the United States...

We would all laugh so hard as to cause a tidal wave that would destroy the little island of England.

It's Américain/-e or as " états-unisien/-ne "

 

Considérant que vous parlez le français comme première langue, je pense que vous faites exceptionnellement bien. Je souhaite que notre gouvernement serait d'accord pour nous apprendre à parler une autre langue à un âge précoce. Non, je ne parle pas couramment le français soit dit en passant, j'ai triché! Ne vous inquiétez pas de ne pas aimer quoi que ce soit en anglais, la plupart d'entre nous ici, il déteste ainsi, cela ne me comprennent, je viens de vivre la vie en riant au sérieux ... vous devriez aussi. La vie est trop courte pour garder rancune au sujet des guerres commerciales entre le texte anglais et le français pour tourner à l'envers que froncer les sourcils vers le bas et prendre une pilule chill! :2thumbsup:

 

Google translate is shit!

 

Our beer is actually really good. We produce some of the finest ales in the world- ale isn't supposed to be served too cold.

Carlsberg is not a beer, it's a larger. As a connoisseur of 'beer', you should know this.

 

I love Canada, actually. It's probably my favourite country, aside from my own.

 

you know we's pullin' ya jambe? i love canada and the us
p.s. if it's beer you after, don't get it from tescos next time... as a kid we always used to joke about tescos... there was even a song about it, which i wanted to post here from youtube, but there doesn't seem to be an example of that...

Let's all go to tescos
It's where you get your best clothes
Na na na na
Na na na na...

sort of like that...
:daisy:

 

I told you I'd solve your post count problems...

 

Jokes francophone canadien contre jokes british.

 

HaHAhAHA...that's classic! You're alright kid, you're alright! :2thumbsup:

 

But I thought you all had Lucas Refrigerators!

 

I'm not a fan of the UK.

#1 UK cuisine will never win a cooking contest and is not widely regarded as remotely "good" but most other cultures mainly because it takes like cardboard and is made up of parts of animals that shouldn't be eaten by human beings.

#2 The british accent is creepy...... especially their inability to pronounce the letter "H"..... I mean come on....... how can you just skip over an entire letter. It is Hatchet now 'Atchet....... and it is Harry Potter..... not 'Arry Poooootter.

 

It gets worse than that. Here in Yorkshire we've practically got rid of the word "the". It's still used in writing, but it's hardly ever pronounced when speaking.

"I'm off t' pub."

 

No need for honors there, he's a natural... :sunny:

(sorry sam, had to be said...lol)