I would like to apply...

1. we already DO drive on the right side of the road... the right side is on the left... dah!

2. we have flouride in our water.... which does explain a lot actually, now i come to think of it...

3. ummmmm... you got flouride wrong... it's fluoride sweetie

 

Shhhh....I'm Canadian. Do you know how difficult it is to write the Queen's English and constantly be corrected by spell check for not spelling words the American way!

It does terrible things to a Canuck's self-esteem! I don't know where u's go anymore! I have a hard enough time remembering the i before e rule as it is!

 

language can be tricky...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs5H7cgcpkg"]YouTube - Eddie Izzard - British vs American English

 

I'd half expect that anything of American origin that flags your language usage as incorrect would be delivering a backhanded compliment.

 

Ha!

 

I before E, except after C.

 

Glory to the queen.

lol Am I the only one who hates that bitch?. I'm not trolling, I mean it.

 

no...

sorryyyyy peeooopllle!!

 

I know. I was being dramatic for comic effect.

I don't know her personally so I can't say that I hate her. But I really do despise the idea of royalty.

 

no one can hate her more than Charles. You know he just wants to strangle her, you can see it in his kingly little eyes.

 

Princess Diana was a fox

 

*whispers* don't worry, she said her lips are sealed....

 

Is it true that the queen can Ban people from England? is that bullshit??

 

a free geography lesson. how many countries do you see in the united kingdom?

 

Well, Northern Ireland shouldn't be there, you could stand to do without Scotland, and Wales is close enough.

Scotland is cool though, I fucking love scones.

 

she may have been a fox, but now sadly, she is reduced to road kill....
she was the only one i liked and now shes been replaced by that awful Camilla bird, who could possibly reign as queen...

she would suit reigns though...

 

I know, this is a shot taken from google Earth, look how similar the colours are between England and Wales. If Northern Ireland was a little bluer we'd probably give it back, but given the yellowish tinge it just isn't going to happen. Scotland is just about yellow enough...if there were as many inhabitants per square mile Scotland would rule it for sure.

As for the queen..well she's the last of the old school royals, she creates a huge revenue through tourism so I'm not concerned really. It's the government that effects how much money I'm allowed to keep and who we invade etc..so I blame them..the queen means absolutely nothing to me.

 

hahaha, touche.

 

That's exactly the same rationale the US uses on us Canadians;

"Well, we hang flags everywhere and our flag is red, white, AND blue. See, yours is only red and white. Ours has red and white in it, plus blue which is one more and more is better than less so you might just as well give in and let us take over your country already. You still have that gigantic amount of oil up north right?"

 

she was a low life who married for position and power instead of love and who's only redeeming feature was that she was decent enough to wait until her father was dead before she dragged everyone who ever had anything to do with her through the shitstorms that the media love so much

we well rid of her