I went $116 over on my texting plan

nfw. yjhtgitfy.

Actually, I use fucking awesome grammar when I text.

 

there is no such thing as "grammar" when involving texting, you cannot even use the two in the same sentence, it's non-existent..

And I cannot decode that...is that even real or is that made up..? Please tell me it is made up...

 

How would you know? You don't text. If you did, I would send you a text with perfect grammar, punctuation included.

 

When 13 year olds talk in texted form, I know there is no such thing as grammar when involving texting..Granted, this is just a guess of course, but it's heavily relying on common sense...

I don't know, seems like a lot of work when you could just tell it to the person I guess, I mean you might as well, you have a phone sitting in your hands..

 

I think you watch too many commercials. Sure, some people abbreviate a lot when texting, but I don't. I write that shit out.

 

That's what texting is a bunch of abbreviations, it's like you need a decoder to figure it out, I have a hard time here with abbreviations and so forth.. Four months ago I was finally told what FTW meant... Congrats on writing things out--why am I even concerned with this.. I have no idea...

 

fuck that! no way
i wouldnt pay shit

 

start writing letters...put soap over the stamp so the stamp the post office uses can be wiped off so it can be reused..that would save some cash.

 

If it means anything, I don't know what FTW means. In fact, I've never even heard it before.

 

I think it is Fu#k the world

 

that's what I thought, but I notified it was "for the win" which therefore I still don't know what that phrase means.. Who is winning and for what, is the real question..

 

It is. And how the fuck do you guys text that much? My God, the phone is in your HANDS. Call somebody, geez. :biggrin:

 

You're more "in" on things than you let on. There's no denying you're a real hipster. I wouldn't be the least surprised if you actually had 3 cell phones. One for each ear and then another for texting.

 

really? why would anybody ever say that? I mean, text that..

 

I don't think anybody really does. It's pretty gay.

 

oh that's right, I play a lamer online cause I'm just that cool!!11!!! FTW!!1!!1!!

And that's four cell phones, I need one for each ass cheek..duh.. geez, get you a clue fast...

 

I do have three cell phones, but only use one. I wouldn't call myself a hipster. A hipster has a bluetooth.

 

I admit, I have had my share of texting..I once had over 3000 in a month..pretty ridiculous..luckily I had unlimited texting...

 

seems like everyone here in California has a friggin bluetooth cause of the hands free driving law...

 

Why don't they call em blue ears?