I was Caught Masturbating? What to do?

Jonny - you are a silly man, some may think even stupid.
You landed this woman of your dreams who lives across the street.
Trust both of you are screwing only the other.

Mess with this woman and two things will happen - scorn & you will be back on the couch masturbating after a heavy night of drinking & smoking with the benefit of having to encounter the scorned woman from right across the street.

If you are mutual fuck buddies then all will be cool but I do not think this the case. One of you is not - which one I do not know.

Enjoy the jam don't place yourself in one.

Cheers & have a Jolly.

 

Yeow, I haven't been sucked into anything like this since True Porn Clerk Stories.

Bravo!!!

 

haah johnny
YOU SCORED
UR THE MAN LOL
dang
i feel like i read a good novel
from pages 1-21
im proud of you
like a proud father and his son
gj johnny
pound her some more
and get susan!

 

LOL!!! I'm sorry but I have to laugh at this. LOLOL

Dude, you did the right thing. Shit, if I got to get rid of a nut, I could care less if some chick was watching.


LOLOL

 

hahaha.....this is insane! i guess technically she was the one looking at you. it's not like you were outside on the front lawn for all to see. she probably liked it, and that's why she was watching. i wouldn't worry about it. just don't bring it up to her...unless she does.

 

Normally, I just come on here and just glance at any interesting posts. But, I just got done reading all of your posts from start to finish. This thread was addicting. That is one of the most amazing true life stories I have heard. Rock on man!

Older women rule!

 

this guy just won the internet

 

now all you need to do is see if she has a hot daughter. keep it all in the family

 

Lmao

 

Wow, dude. Wow.

Bravo.

That was the most addictive and hottest thread I have ever read in my life. You could seriously write erotica.

I'm so glad you finally got to hit that. Keep us posted.

 

I don't masturbate. Value my eyesight too much. (Jest!)

 

*Thunderous applause*

Good job, man. I personally think you should stick with her... all the trouble you went through, all the things you said (that you were falling for her, etc) - it would be a waste to throw it away. I mean, maybe Susan'll come around and just ask you, but if she does, you shouldn't do it without telling Victoria. She deserves that much after all that.

And, yes, as tree_hugger said, that was the most addictive and hottest thread I've ever read

-AM79-

 

don't be embarrased. i had the same experience we can share more laughter

 

Did the subject of her seeing you masturbate ever come up? If so, what was her response?

 

Best. Story. Ever. Did you talk to her about the time she saw you masturbate? I'm itching to know what her response would be.

 

you shulda asked your neighbor is he was gunna stand there all day or cough up 5 dollars for the show. lmao. that sucks bro.

 

I'd find the idea of her watching to be a total turn on. I'd give her a show, for sure. Wouldn't you like to watch her?

Keep wanking in that same spot. Be regular so that she can predict you. When you've got her trained - then confront her. You could let her know you know while you're doing it. Or you could knock on her door and say "I've been catching you on the balcony, Mrs Robinson. I'm here to show you what we do with Peeping Toms."

 

BEST STORY EVER. Rock on man! I say if it comes to a decision btwn Victoria and Susan... Drop Susan. She's farther away and U can't spy on her through your kitchen window. Victoria, however, can just show up at your door and be like" Can you do me real quick before bed?" MAJOR props 4 you!!!!!!Have fun with it man!!!!!! : )

 

Have you asked her if she saw you 'playing the one string guitar'?

 

Rape her.