The Bob Dylan photos and the non-pirate Depp photos totally ruined this thread. I mean Depp, I can overlook. But Bob Dylan? *shakes head* No Sirree. Being the egotistical person I am, I kept reading 'jail' as 'jai'. ARR!! Now it's getting somewhere!
Hey man, I have one for sale! It recently dropped it's horn though, but that's normal this time of the year.
Well, I certainly am not "conventionally beautiful" but I've got dreads.....half way there no? Haven't had a girl in some time either...not that it really bothers me, in fact I quite enjoy being single. I would love to go to Jupiter though..... I offer my "love" to anyone that is willing to accept.
deal breaker: a mermaid with a fish top and lady bottom or lady top and fish bottoms? either way you'd make a cute mermaid, but i haz to know cuz i dont eat fish, only pussy cats.
you're quite a charmer.... i mean i'm not sure how it'll work, maybe i'll just wear fake mermaid bottoms and a sea shell top ian?!