I want real advice from people on here

You better start peeping, Bird... this pigeon's gettin' pretty nervous...

 

aaww did it pee on you... lol

 

I was just going to say that while everyone was taking turns with eachother we could take turns with you. More vulgar terms of course.

 

Ok, I can not live this lie any longer. I don't really have a pigeon... It was a trick. I just wanted to hear what my sweet Silly Bird was thinking...

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hehe..

 

you're funny...
Man!! I was so hoping a pigeon just peed on you.. lol

 

Hasn't anyone told you that pigeons are too special to joke about. What other bird can precisely shit on your head no matter where they are?

 

lol... so true..

 

Ok, trhis isn''tf asd esay as ith outhg it woulfd ber1!

I ned anotyhr hands./.

 

A PeliCAN!!!

 

hehe.I've never been shit on by one. Or seen one.

 

Well, I just want to say... I just saw live real boobs here in my home. And, guess what? She also said she SHAVED her legs tonight, and girls, you know what that means! I need to go have REAL sex. I WILL be back later.

But, before I go, I just wanted to say how much I adore you ladies. You all play along and humor me while I make a goober of myself. It's fun. Thanks for being there!

Laters!

 

oohh have fun!! tell us how it went later... j/k lol

 

Well you have fun Hacker. I'm just going to lay down and dream about the fact that I have no one, or hey maybe I'll dream that I have someone.

 

you have someone goofy... meeeee!!

 

Goofy and having a boyfriend are too different things silly. You don't have a penis.

 

I don't need one... hehe, there are ways...

 

Well of course there are...damn I'm too tired to even think of a seductive/witty comeback. I think I'll go to bed.

 

aaww go to bed!! I'll mess with ya tomarrow.. hehe
good night zzzzzz

 

Yahoooooooo!!!!

These Pipes Are Cleeeeeeeeeeaaann!!!!