I wanna fuck Mick Jagger

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by wiccan_witch, Mar 7, 2014.

  1. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Its not like he was ever Jim Morrison or Elvis level hot though
    (Comeback special Elvis that is in his leather jumpsuit, not Fried Peanut Butter Sandwich Vegas Elvis)

    If Jagger was in a band everyone thought sucked like Pink Floyd ( and a big hello to all the Pink Floyd fans out there, you know who you are ;) ) would you ever think he was hot? No


    Anyway, have to cut this post short, i think I see a red door over there, and I want it painted black
     
  2. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Everyone thinks Pink Floyd sucks? Everyone, meaning you?
     
  3. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    I'd put the Rolling stones and Pink floyd in the same range. They're both good enough to not suck but I don't care a lot for either one. If I had to pick a fav between the Rolling stones and the Beatles I would always pick the Stones, if Pink floyd is added to the equation i'd pick Pink Floyd which doesn't mean they're anywhere near my overall favourite bands.
     
  4. Lucy Sky Diamond

    Lucy Sky Diamond Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Haha! That was my first thought, get up on stage and strut around with him. Maybe do a Mick-Off.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0Jmm7_v-iU"]Simon Baker and Jimmy Fallon's Mick-Off (Late Night with Jimmy Fallon) - YouTube


    But yes, I'd like to plant one on those luscious lips (back in the day). I remember at one time the Stones were voted the ugliest band. They've seen better days.
     
  5. wiccan_witch

    wiccan_witch Senior Member

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  6. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Pink Floyd>Hawkwind
     
  7. sunfighter

    sunfighter Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    I'm not so sure about that. Here is a story from 2013

     
  8. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    I'm convinced this is why some people try so hard to be famous.

    So that they can still be fucking beautiful YOUNG women well into their 70s and 80s and beyond!

    As long as you remain rich and famous you can still pick and choose your sex partners from all the beautiful people who worship you or your money.

    [​IMG]
     
  9. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Pure blasphemy.
     
  10. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    now the lyrics are

    "I can't get no-oh, hard e-rec-tion"
     
  11. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    don't bullshit me, you just want his wrinkled old dick up your ass
     
  12. *MAMA*

    *MAMA* Perfectly Imperfect

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    Stamina is pretty useless if he can't get it up.
     
  13. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    he may not be able to get it up, but he can keep it down for a long time :2thumbsup:


    it means either that, or that RollingAlong has read this thread
     
  14. sunfighter

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    Better living thru chemistry. He gets the good stuff.
     
  15. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    I'm skeptical about this article that says he's in super shape.

    PR?
     
  16. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    I heard the Stones made $100 million on their last tour, but they lost most of it to a salesman who takes advantage of the elderly.
     
  17. sunfighter

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  18. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    what about it appearing in the daily mail makes it not PR?
     
  19. sunfighter

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    Didn't it reference a Rolling Stone interview? But hey, I believe it. I think to perform like that at his age, he must do a hell of a lot of training. And his waist is still tiny.
     
  20. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    I love the assumption that a 70 year old is no longer able to have sex. ;)

    Back in the day when he was far younger I do not think there was any shortage of women who would have enjoyed being a notch. :)
     

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