I tried to kill a deer earlier this evening...

If you want, you could hunt me, or vice versa. It'll be a whale of a time.

 

even if it was attacking you?

 

that wouldnt be hunting

 

..good point

i thought it read hurt :&

 

I whacked the shit out of a bumble bee yesterday

It was really getting on my nerves for about 45 minutes and I couldn't shoo it away...

 

Good for you!

You'd make a great serial killer, I bet. No one would expect it.

 

Once when i was little I was riding my bike through the park and a deer chased me out..

no joke.

 

Yeah, Meg better not be waiting with a big meat cleaver when I get to Toronto.

 

btw, lucky the deer wasn't in rut. Bucks will charge cars if you drive near them when they are...

 

Meat cleaver?






God George, that's just child's play.

If I were going to kill you with anything, you can be sure it'd be a macheti or a big frozen fish.

Did that help ease your mind a little?


Chuck I think that little comment just made my day.

 

Yeah... it'd be totally praying mantis style. Seduction.. then beating me to death with a big frozen fish. Just the way I want to go out.

 

But the thing is, deep down, I know that's what you want

 

Hah... I never brought it up. I just think you get a little nuts when you have a few cocktails.

 

cocktail schmocktail.

coconut rum never did anyone any harm

 

It was a female... if it had horns, I probably would've left it alone.

Neat, I didn't think I'd ever affect anyone's life again. :sunglasse