I think Piaf is man.

Oh okay, I think I've heard that song
"These balls were made for walking, and that's just what they'll do"
is that it?

 

Actually it's called, "My Balls Are God"...Because my balls are god, want me to baptize you with their sweat...

 

Sure why not!

 

Okay, now beware that the stench might be a bit musty, but after I bless you, you will see things that only my balls have seen.. Are you ready for this spiritual moment my friend, brace yourself for the holyness that will overwhelm you...

 

I'm braced BABY!

 

"Fizzle Fazzle, Hippity Drippity Calls
You have now been blessed with my sweaty balls"

I know, it's a mind-blowing experience... Be prepared though, you will see the virgin mary for a few days when you pee...

 

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So when I take a leak, it will take the form of the virgin mary? or will I have visions of her? Or will I have visions of peeing on her?

Can you clarify?

btw love the Fizzle Fazzle bit?

 

Upon peeing you will first smell roses that then turns into a musty sweaty smell and then when releasing your pee as it drips down you will see the virgin mary in the toilet being continually blessed with your urine..

 

hahahhaha.
Who would have ever thought that taking a leak could be such an uplifting experience!

Thankyou oh great one!

 

You are welcome my child, now run along and tell everyone that you have been blessed by my magical holy balls...

 

Hey. What the FUCK is that in the picture under your name?

 

its an anemone

 

so, like a octopus but upside down and a plant.

 

Not the doomsday device !!!!!!!!
I got great plans with that one.

 

YOU started the stupid ass shit. If it wasnt for you and your paranoia, stupid ass shit like this would not have happened.
You think you can start a thread like this about me and expect me to take it lightly ? No.

 

Wow. This reminds me of the time I was chatting on messenger with a guy who suddenly started insisting that I was a guy, and a gay guy above all, he didn't believe I was a girl. And I am a girl. But I didn't have any pics back then, I did not wish to pay extra for web cam at that Internet Cafe, and had no possibility to voice chat at the computer I had found available that day...

 

It's a picture of me... Want to stroke my tentacles...

 

voice chat wouldn't necessarily have convinced him. I'm a guy (only technically; my penis is very small) and I have the voice of a six year old girl.

 

I am not really a man, I just play one on the internet.

 

I'm really a tranny, for real, I am...And I have a penis...And I try to suck it daily...