I think my fucking cat is pregnant

If you ever run for public office, you can rave about how you have a retarded cat. Make sure the camera people keeping showing close-ups of the cat all through your speeches. If you have a daughter, have her pet the cat too when the camera is on them.

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They wouldn't be worth enough to do squat still anyway. My car needs a new front end and a new engine. Daniel's nicer car needs a new engine, and is way too badass to not be the one we go through with fixing, and his Impala...asking him to sell that thing is like asking him to sell his right testicle.

 

then ask him to sell the testicle first.

 

Haha, I want to have babies someday, that would be impractical in the long run. Granted, being po ass hos, we probably shouldn't send any spawn into the gene pool anytime soon anyway. I be too white for welfare. Teeheehee... Not really, I'm white trash enough. I live in a trailer, biotch. Gives me yo tax dollas!

That's my attempt at being a lazy ass baby mama. With no car and couches on the lawn.

 

easy... have him freeze a bunch of sperm and then sell both testicles

 

he can still knock you up with one ball.

 

don't feel bad..... I think ours is fucking preggerz too......


kitten soup anyone?

 

I'm telling Bob Barker on you...he's gonna tie you to the wheel for a showcase showdown you'll never forget...

 

But Bob is retired. Bob don't care anymore

 

BLASPHEMY!!!

Bob will destroy you...

 

I miss bob. I tried watching it without him and ended up shitting in my boxers

 

Since when is shitting yourself a problem, Ganj?

 

its not except when induced by drew carey

 

Why is that a problem? Are you Mimi Bobeck?

 

only on wednesdays.

this is friday.

 

Mitten, I have to thank you!!! I am going to be her for halloween, I won't need much, perhaps just some red lipstick.. I owe you one!!

Bob looks like he would touch women's boobs and tickle men's balls...

If it was a dog, I would tell you to please ship me the puppies...My bf is sensitive to cat hair and eyes will water and he will sneeze...pfft, what a weenie...

 

that big oaf can't be around cats? but yet he can stand your stench? wow....

 

I know, we're both surprised by this as well....

 

perhaps he should be researched...... perhaps the cure to some nasty diseases lie within him

 

Haha..Hmm, I think you are onto something... Last month he got a rash on his side, he blamed me... Now anytime he touches me, even accidentally, he goes and showers with this...