I tasted my own semen once.

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by oleandermoonfyre, Jan 27, 2005.

  1. puddin

    puddin Banned

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    Have you tasted semen mystical shroom?
     
  2. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

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    Considerring the kind of women I usually go out with, I probably have and didn't know it.
     
  3. clockworkorangeagain

    clockworkorangeagain femme fatale

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    you mean hear the phrase in public?;)
    i like the twist of semen..haha!
    "Man i could really go fo some semen right now"
    or "you know what i haven't had in a long time?"
     
  4. Earthy Mama

    Earthy Mama Feel my wrath... ;)

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    mmmmm could it be a salad with a little semen sprinkled on top?




    *ewww*
     
  5. clockworkorangeagain

    clockworkorangeagain femme fatale

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    yeah haha, nice salad dressing!
     
  6. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

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    "Can I SEe the MENu please?"
     
  7. clockworkorangeagain

    clockworkorangeagain femme fatale

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    hehe only if you dont bring your trailor trash girls in!!

    haha thats a good one Naykid!
     
  8. thehipsterdufus

    thehipsterdufus Member

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    oh, no




    no no no no no no no no no





















    oh, no.............no no no no no no


    lmao!!!
     
  9. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    apparently not as much as some of the fellas in this thread :D
     
  10. clockworkorangeagain

    clockworkorangeagain femme fatale

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    are you back for some more semen test tasting shroomie?
     
  11. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    haha ya know i cant get enough :D
     
  12. clockworkorangeagain

    clockworkorangeagain femme fatale

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    just like cough syrup hey?

    i can hear mary poppins calling with "a spoonful of semen helps the medicin go down...medicine go down"

    or would it be a spoonful of sugar helps the seamen go down - in the most delightful way?
    yummo
     
  13. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    hahaha :D that should be semens theme song :D
     
  14. clockworkorangeagain

    clockworkorangeagain femme fatale

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    haha semen has a theme song now..that is real funny...
    so now we have the recipe book and the theme song!!!
     
  15. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    hahah now we need a spokesperson or a masscott :D
     
  16. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    hahah i didnt catch that last part there...[​IMG]
     
  17. clockworkorangeagain

    clockworkorangeagain femme fatale

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    hahaha yeah..wtf? but i think he was trying to raise his hand for either spokesperson or mascot? uno...we could be the commentators..we have such great material!
     
  18. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    haha, i think he should be the spokesperson :D
     
  19. clockworkorangeagain

    clockworkorangeagain femme fatale

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    yeah ...... maybe he can help others find out if theirs is worth tasting..haha
     
  20. Miss_Tambourine_Girl

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    try to spread it on a slice of bread!!
    it tastes way much better!!!;)
     
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