I swear to fuck..

Here dude, I'm going to give you this comma.

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You can use it at your own discretion. Always keep a comma on you at all times, you never know when you'll need one.

:tongue:

 

:cheers2:..

 

thanks for the comma lunarverse, I will need it when drinking

 

I always lose my commas when I've been drinking. The little fuckers can be hard to find.

 

You posting is as offensive as your message. :beatdeadhorse5:

 

The first page of this thread was hilarious. The next two not so much. There is no better sure fire way to get some poon than forcing yourself upon a bitch

 

swearing to fuck is a holy noble tradition,
and you are muddying its heritage with your fucking whiny shit.

 

At least you didn't give him your



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Now that would just be gay.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

So wait...first the skeezy hoes are turning you away, and then they're TOO slutty?

I thought your original problem was that they are not slutty enough.

 

Tried to rep you rev but I gotta spread the love around first :2thumbsup:

 

Change your name to Smilekyle

the whole honey and vinegar analogy you understand.

 

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who's your daddy dammit!!?????

 

That's an interesting use of slashes, dashes, and OH MY GOD!

 

ummm....wow....

I have so much retaliation to this, but I've gotta keep my mouth shut cuz "the next VileKyle to refer to women as skeezy hoes is gunna get beaten, chopped up into little pieces, and served on my dinner table"

 

Are the Skeezy or sleezy? Maybe if you weren't such a bitch you might get some? Or rape some girl and end up as Bubba's bitch and get what you dished out. :love:

 

It doesn't sound like Kyle will be having to deal with .'s for awhile by the looks of things...

 

He may as well / his wrists.

 

Or get used to #ing his own meat.

 

All the ladies - away when they see him.

 

For some reason this thread reminded me of my anthropology class in high school. We learned that cave men used to drag women around by their hair. I asked my teacher "Why pull them by their hair and not their legs?" And he answered "So they don't fill up with dirt."

I just thought we might need that bit of wisdom, as it looks like we might be returning to cave man culture. It's very simple really. You just club her over the head and grab her by the hair (remember that part) and drag her back to your cave.

Pros:
Very effective
Gauranteed outcome
Very inexpensive, no dinner or movie costs
No need to say anything (always difficult for the manly man)
When you are done, simply toss her out

Cons:
Sorry, can't think of any.