I swear to all that is holy

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by antithesis, Mar 17, 2010.

  1. whimbrel

    whimbrel Wasteland Soldier

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    dont act like you dont want me
     
  2. MrDot

    MrDot Senior Member

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    i feel the same way! i'm 5'11 and weigh 120ish lbs. i know, its a little underweight, but i eat plenty healthy, i JUST CANT gain weight. people can be verrrry fucking annoying sometimes.
     
  3. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

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    Hmmmm... you do not look "plus-sized" to me so that definitely adds to the argument that people should shut up.
     
  4. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    BS

    you just don't want to go through with what you'd have to do to gain weight. its not that you can't, you just choose not to
     
  5. natural philosophy

    natural philosophy bitchass sexual chocolate

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    BS

    im 6 foot, about 150 lb. and im pretty thin. im vegetarian now, but before my daily diet included bacon or sausage for breakfast, at least 3 (usually about 5) mcdonalds burgers (OR a double pepperoni pizza) for lunch, and filet mignon, or steak or ribs for dinner, coke and dr. pepper all day, disgusting amounts of cheese and milk. tons of beer. i couldn't gain a single pound. even when i started eating healthy meals with vegetables, legumes, protein, etc. i couldn't gain weight.

    my metabolism is insane. i couldn't gain a pound even if i sat on my ass all day eating nothing but ice cream
     
  6. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    fucking veggies

    smh
     
  7. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    Yeah, I've known too many skinny fuckers who eat like hell and can't gain a pound to not be able to spot one. It's like my lost skill for identifying one southeast Asian ethnicity from another. I've always managed to have at least one such friend at a time, I'm Luke gravity to them ;)

    just like I know there's a few fatties who can't lose, whereas the ones like me don't want to dedicate five hours a day to being skinny anymore, I know otherwise perfectly healthy sorts who can't gain and should be bugged about not dedicating THEIR lives to gaining. So shut up already.
     
  8. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    Also, skinny doesn't mean healthy. Watch your hearts and cholesterol and don't eat badly to confirm to some stupid ideal of weight.
     
  9. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    i know far too many "skinny" idiots who once put on a proper diet, got some strength training in and then told not to move around as much outside the gym, added a significant amount of weight. before they said they couldn't add weight.

    its BS. its nonsense. and for the skinny guys who want to add weight to always read the "i can't" mantra, it sets a bad tone for what they want to do, so they go off and do retarded shit. and then they go vegetarian...which is even more retarded
     
  10. gorilla warfare

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    i always thought i couldn't gain weight, and then for a month last year i stopped running and consumed over 7,000 calories daily. i gained 20 pounds that month and i've yet to lose it. :cool:
     
  11. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    That's what it took Dave. Active, fit, skinny guy eating so much he'd finally throw up. Until he got older. Heh.
     
  12. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

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  13. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    throwing up means you want it bad enough
     
  14. whimbrel

    whimbrel Wasteland Soldier

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    pics or it didnt happen
     
  15. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Well If you can run up and down a basketball court for 3 hours a night and at only 6’2” slam-dunk a basketball
    over guys 6’5” and 6’6” than I really am impressed ;)


    Hotwater
     
  16. NotDeadYet

    NotDeadYet Not even close.

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    Very few women can dunk. Not sure why. :confused:
     
  17. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Because they just can't Jump :(


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swzh0ngMNJo"]YouTube- Van Halen - Jump(Music Video)



    Hotwater
     
  18. NotDeadYet

    NotDeadYet Not even close.

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    But why? Are they not Van Halen fans?
     
  19. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Yes they are but apparently not quite dedicated enough :D

    Hotwater
     
  20. NotDeadYet

    NotDeadYet Not even close.

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    Unfortunately, listening to Sammy Hagar / Van Halen can cancel out years of listening to David Lee Roth / Van Halen. Maybe that's the problem. :D
     
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