I steal from my school

Theft is the easiest way to get things for free.

 

Jesus H. Christ!
Damn, Capt... this thread really shows off your massive e-penis.

Spot on, SPOT on.

 

I brag on the internet to make up for my small penor in reality you know....

 

And again, spot on

 

xD e-penis....wtf lol

 

DOT! you have 420 posts! STOP THERE!

 

you have 420 posts!

damn you stacy you beat me to the punch.... now I'll have to have milk.

 

damn, I DID, I forgot and posted. Damn that short term memory loss. It was special while it lasted. *sigh*

 

its ok! stop at 1,420! lol

 

Will do. =D

 

No, MrDot, just stop now. Your homosexuality is spreading with each post.

 

Ha, gooooooood gooooood, infestation has begun. =D

 

Lol i knew what this thread was about the second i finished reading the first post TPB owns ive seen all the eps

 

Go steal from a Jehovah's Witness Kingdom Hall, I guarantee you it's a lot more honorable...

 

Hey man be fuckin proud of it, well except for stealing from charity.
But theres nothing wrong stealing from school.

I once stole an American flag from school, but some kid ratted on me, and i got 3 days OSS.

Then the week I came back, I stole my teachers keys, just to fuck with him cause he was a complete douche. Well yea with my record of always getting in trouble they figured out it was me, and I got expelled.

Lesson of this story- dont get caught unless you wanna get expelled. But in all reality being expelled from middle school was actualy cool, cause it was the last few months of school. And I just didnt have school.

 

are you proud of accomplishing nothing except causing shit for yourself?


lesson of this story: 16 year old douche bags are douche bags who have a life of prison and anal rape to look forward to

 

haha yea, Im going to prison and getting raped cause I did some stupid things back in 7th and 8th grade.

I dont regret them cause most the things I did back then were fun as hell, but I dont do any of that anymore. So yea Im gonna say I probably wont end up getting raped in prison.

Lesson in this story- who cares

 

no you're going to prison and getting raped because you're a moron who thinks its cool to be expelled from school and funny to steal pointless objects for your own amusement...


lesson in this story: nobody cares because you're useless

 

Okay, there is absolutely nothing wrong with stealing from school, I agree its not funny but there is nothing bad about it.

And yea being expelled from middle school for the last few months wasnt bad, Im not proud of it but it was fun. I just got a 3 month longer summer vacation. I went to highschool and life went on. It hasnt affected me at all.