I need

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by ihmurria, Sep 12, 2006.

  1. skidrowgirl

    skidrowgirl Yeah, like I care.

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    I need to PM --God-- some nudes.
     
  2. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

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    why do you need to pm god nudes?

    isnt he omnipresent?
     
  3. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

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    This is absolutely, without a doubt, the honest truth!
     
  4. Dustinthewind

    Dustinthewind woopdee fucking doo

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    I need like tons of money so that my daughter can go to a university. She just got this letter that tells her she is guaranteed a spot in california university. Unless there is financial aid or whatever, she wont be going there. Feel really bad bout that.

    Its all good though, she understands.

    and


    I need to get my nails filled and my hair re-done............oh and a nice venti iced caramel machiatto with extra caramel sauce and whipped creme sounds good bout now too.

    for the most part, i have three girls who love me lots, what more do i need?
     
  5. mudpuddle

    mudpuddle MangaHippiePornStar Lifetime Supporter

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    I Do Not Need Chemo...

    Well...Want...

    Wait...This is the 'I Need' Thread...
     
  6. skidrowgirl

    skidrowgirl Yeah, like I care.

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    God is omnipresent, whereas --God-- is only present just long enough for roll call, then he ducks back out of the room when no one is looking.
    God is also omnipotent, but --God-- is just plain impotent.
    It is for this reason he requires nude pics.
    He does not want to be impotent anymore.
    Plus, he has Tom Cruise cheering him on now, so I'm sure he's pretty psyched about that.LOL.
     
  7. Dustinthewind

    Dustinthewind woopdee fucking doo

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    '

    loved you for many years now muddie and i still do.........but damn......i hate that sig pic of you. You are way to pretty to have such a picture of yourself.
     
  8. mudpuddle

    mudpuddle MangaHippiePornStar Lifetime Supporter

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    Well Now I Feel Bad...o_O

     
  9. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    I need to get off this PC and go to the gym
     
  10. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    I need more money for another tattoo
     

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