I need a new boyfriend

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Epiphany, Sep 5, 2004.

  1. novarys

    novarys Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    oh....well i;ll be sure to keep an eye out for them then. thanks
     
  2. Epiphany

    Epiphany Copacetic

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    I like stuff too
     
  3. avacado_salesman

    avacado_salesman Bath Water

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    I am single
     
  4. openmind

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    is he muslam
     
  5. Epiphany

    Epiphany Copacetic

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    What else?
     
  6. avacado_salesman

    avacado_salesman Bath Water

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    I am a good person with a great sense of humor. I might not be the best looking .
     
  7. DreamWeaver1099

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    Don't worry your not.
     
  8. Epiphany

    Epiphany Copacetic

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    Hmmmm...............
     
  9. sgoddess28

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    as long as you arent married......when they malfunction,you trade them in for a new one,good luck!
     
  10. Juggalo4ever

    Juggalo4ever KingoftheChubbyGirls

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    I'd happily be your sex toy
     
  11. duckandmiss

    duckandmiss Pastafarian

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    Actually that is pretty cool my ex and I used to use the bathroom all the time, but i think we both drew the line at feces, I like to read the newspaper in private hahaha but anything else was fair game, and I think that actually maens alot to tell you the truth. that level of comfort is what I seek.
     
  12. Epiphany

    Epiphany Copacetic

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    Sounds like a plan baby

    duckandmiss - That is exactly the kind of comfort level I am looking for
     
  13. novarys

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    sexy stuff!
     
  14. whispers

    whispers sweet and sour

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    Thats good here is a woman who knows what she wants in a man. You should try one of thoughs online personals, I mean you already have a catchy title
    "Pooping is more fun when someone is sitting there."

    but really you should not compare how your current b/f poops to that of your ex, each man poops his own way.
     
  15. Epiphany

    Epiphany Copacetic

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    I'm not really trying to compare the two, I just need someone more open and PLAYFUL. My boyfriend is kind of uptight. He's a conservative hippie. Double negative eh?
     
  16. solar_eclipse

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    Mine's an anxious ungentamanly one.... Just once I'd like a rave ticket paid for, instead of shelling my savings account for them all the time. And for him not to cry about it. <---- thats the biggest defect. Anyone wanna trade?
     
  17. novarys

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    wow, that's pretty lame of your dude to not pay for you....i was in a relationship for a year and a half and 9 times out of 10 i did all the paying for anything...now i realize how stupid i was.*hugs you* poor thing
     
  18. brokenwingz425

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    I wish I could get a girl to pay for stuff for me, that would be nice
     
  19. Epiphany

    Epiphany Copacetic

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    I can top you both... my ex fiance stoled from my family
     
  20. novarys

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    what kind of stuff you talkin' about here? stuff could range from a measly happy meal to a cd collection of frank zappa
     

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