I need a new boyfriend

oh....well i;ll be sure to keep an eye out for them then. thanks

 

I like stuff too

 

I am single

 

is he muslam

 

What else?

 

I am a good person with a great sense of humor. I might not be the best looking .

 

Don't worry your not.

 

Hmmmm...............

 

as long as you arent married......when they malfunction,you trade them in for a new one,good luck!

 

I'd happily be your sex toy

 

Actually that is pretty cool my ex and I used to use the bathroom all the time, but i think we both drew the line at feces, I like to read the newspaper in private hahaha but anything else was fair game, and I think that actually maens alot to tell you the truth. that level of comfort is what I seek.

 

Sounds like a plan baby

duckandmiss - That is exactly the kind of comfort level I am looking for

 

sexy stuff!

 

Thats good here is a woman who knows what she wants in a man. You should try one of thoughs online personals, I mean you already have a catchy title
"Pooping is more fun when someone is sitting there."

but really you should not compare how your current b/f poops to that of your ex, each man poops his own way.

 

I'm not really trying to compare the two, I just need someone more open and PLAYFUL. My boyfriend is kind of uptight. He's a conservative hippie. Double negative eh?

 

Mine's an anxious ungentamanly one.... Just once I'd like a rave ticket paid for, instead of shelling my savings account for them all the time. And for him not to cry about it. <---- thats the biggest defect. Anyone wanna trade?

 

wow, that's pretty lame of your dude to not pay for you....i was in a relationship for a year and a half and 9 times out of 10 i did all the paying for anything...now i realize how stupid i was.*hugs you* poor thing

 

I wish I could get a girl to pay for stuff for me, that would be nice

 

I can top you both... my ex fiance stoled from my family

 

what kind of stuff you talkin' about here? stuff could range from a measly happy meal to a cd collection of frank zappa