I Need A HF Boyfriend

So.. Are we recognizing our differences and moving on with our relationship?

 

I'm gonna come right in and claim "!" for myself.

we had a good talk on cow nipples.

 

:frown:

 

it's good to be back!!

 

Cow nipples are best thing to be on when having a talk.

 

We missed you dearly.

 

I don't fuck and tell. Unless the lady wants me to.

 

I feel loved. :grouphug:

 

Jai you should. :grouphug:

Hahah where? Not in this thread!!

 

did I win yet?

 

BBAD,

Unfortunately there has not been a resume submitted, to help those who did not fully understand the qualifications I have supplied a generic copy to fill out.

Thank you for your time.

Regards,
Enraged Angel





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Boyfriend/Girlfriend Application



name:

e-mail :
AIM :
MSN :
yahoo! :


birthday [mm.dd.yy]:
location:



height: weight:



eye color: hair color:

tattoos/piercings?

do you think you're smart?

are you a moron?


habits [check all that apply]:

drinker smoker pothead druggie




outgoing?
pessimistic or optimistic?
realistic or superficial?
do you have an accent, if so, what kind?


are you a felon, if yes, please explain.

any pets?

any weird talents?

are you really really emotional?

have you been or are you 'whipped'?

are you a virgin?


do you get jealous easily?

 

thats entirely way too long

 

Fitzy,

Unfortunately your laziness has disqualified you. Please stay updated for future considerations.

Thank You,
Enraged Angel

 

nevah said i wasn't gonna do it

name:

e-mail : ifyouwantit@pmme.com
AIM : fitzy3000
MSN :
yahoo! :


birthday [mm.dd.yy]: 4/9/85
location: chair



height:6’2 weight: 250



eye color: blue hair color: blonde/brown

tattoos/piercings? 1

do you think you're smart? Wicked smaht

are you a moron? Hell nah, i’m wicked smaht kid


habits [check all that apply]:

drinker smoker pothead druggie




outgoing? At times
pessimistic or optimistic? optimisitc
realistic or superficial? realisitc
do you have an accent, if so, what kind? South boston


are you a felon, if yes, please explain. no

any pets? Dog, cats, snake, frogs

any weird talents? I’m awesome at sledding

are you really really emotional? Not really

have you been or are you 'whipped'? no, but i like being spanked

are you a virgin? no


do you get jealous easily? no

 

FUCKING DICKS

You are exactly 4 days younger than my sister

you pisser.

 

just fill in what you want me to say because I would change for you


did I win?

 

:toetap05:

 

Ohohoh....I wanna be a cyber lesbian!
Boyfriend/Girlfriend Application



name: Meg

e-mail :
AIM :
MSN :
yahoo! :


birthday [mm.dd.yy]: 2/11/87
location: Couch



height: 5'3 weight: 135



eye color: Blue hair color: Brun.

tattoos/piercings? 2 tattoos, 5 piercings if I wear all of my jewelry.

do you think you're smart? I've got it going on in the brain department.

are you a moron? No....


habits [check all that apply]:

drinker smoker pothead druggie




outgoing? Yea.
pessimistic or optimistic? It depends.
realistic or superficial? Both.
do you have an accent, if so, what kind? Southern, dahlin'.


are you a felon, if yes, please explain. I have 11 felonies on my juvenile record.

any pets? Yea.

any weird talents? I'm double jointed.

are you really really emotional? No.

have you been or are you 'whipped'? I'm usually the whipper.

are you a virgin? Haha. Yea....


do you get jealous easily? Quite.

And, if it makes a difference, I have a D-cup.

 

I got to the D cup and became very interested, pics to prove.

 

Dear Enraged Angel,

I am a virgin. I am not fat.

Yours Sincerely Jai.



Did I win yet?