I need a girlfriend

She will never be a good hippie... people will throw paint at her and shout "Fur is murder!".

 

You need one, look at me. I haven't had a girl friend since I was 14, Im now 34. I need to get out more.

 

Oh how I pity your cats!

 

merkin



A pubic Toupee

A family guy reference in two episodes

Man: "Hey kid, wanna buy a merkin?"
Chris: "What's a merkin?"
Man: "Why it's a pubic toupee"

 

No because being a hippy isn't really about how you dress, wear your hair, or anything like that. A lot of people out there don't get it. Its how a person is inside that makes them a hippy, I prefer my girls shaved.

 

I am melting from the inside... does that make me a hippie or a hippo?

 

You know, there's this funny little thing called sarcasm. At the least, there's tongue in cheek type humour.

Seriously, as if I gave a fuck what makes a "true hippie". I'm a goddamn nerd and this is a huge fucking forum filled with freaks and wankers, my kind of place.

 

do you have any m&m's...the plain kind?

 

But inside, that makes you a ped.

 

Oh my fucking lord. I was like hmmm let me open this thread and read it. Bam hit with hilarity in the face and some very disturbing images. Pavel my friend you are a hilarious one and Gary you always lay the wit on thick. As for the rest, I am highly amused as well. Thanks for a lovely evening. Ha.

 

LOL, ewwww!

 

My kind of place too actually, I love it here. Let the freaks and wankers rule.

 

likes: video games, dessert, alcohol, good geetar solos... fuck that's all i got. i need to get more interests.

dislikes: mushrooms, anchovies, spiders, liquorice, crying children, people on stilts

 

I like your pictures ruski, very beautiful.

 

thanks

 

i think we have a winner. bang 'er, come over and we'll drink beer from the kegorator and listen to metallica.

 

Sold.

 

bring your own chair, we don't have any.

 

I have kind of an animal inside my trousers...

 

you really shouldn't put ferrets in there, it's animal cruelty, you sick fuck.