I need a girlfriend

Ha!

I think liking cheese just comes naturally with posting in these forums.

If anyone here doesn't like cheese... then they should be banned.

 

so what should I do to my girlfriend, she is sitting right next to me drinking strohs

should I hold her hand?

 

I need a girlfriend too.

 

But i hate animal cruelty.

 

i've already given you two gifts and i'm a lady boy
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I kinda feel sorry for anyone who doesn't like cheese. It's kinda like not knowing jesus but much worse.

 

You should get her some better beer. Then pat her on the thigh.

 

man i fucking hate it when dudes say "OH MAN I NEED A GIRLFRIEND" its so pathetic, quit whining to your friends who dont care and go out and find a girl with low enough standards to date a whiney loser

 

I am 22, like metallica and am often drunk.

 

no way she's a total ho (like my mother) who likes cheap beer, or just water with some pollution added, total bitch ho

 

I know Jesus... I know Jesus really well.

He is always there for me.

He rubs my back in the shower in those places where I just can't reach.
He holds my penis as I piss while I'm reading the paper.
He brings me the condom from the drawer when I'm having sex and am too busy to reach.

I love the Jesus.

 

Essentially what I said, but you punk rocked it up a couple levels.

I appreciate that.

 

I think you've taken things a bit too seriously, but thanks for sharing. It's what RT is all about.

 

You like Metallica?

All is lost.

 

I lost the need for manliness years ago. Come over to our side.

 

Would this be M? Behave or I will have to come over there....

 

I always thought cheeky self deprecation was an attracitve quaility. Perhaps i was wrong.

 

I hope you don't shave your pubes..,..

 

girls love it when you see them, then go get a tattoo of their face on your chest

that way you can show you care immediately, you've got game by the time you learn her name

 

oh i love all of you so much