I Love Young Hippie Girls

who? besides everyone of course...

 

YOU!

I love you the mostest.
I miss our late night talks.

 

aww shucks, me too!

 

So much love all around! But this thread is about me! Am I a hopeless degenerate? What will my fate be? Love and Children in time, or buying used panties out of a machine for 5000 of my hard earned yen? Ugh, I'm lost in the thoughts of terrible outcomes that one must steer clear of. That would not look good in my obituary.

I sure hope things end up unicorns and gumdrops. But it takes effort damnit!

And what's with people's sigs? Do they rotate and move like items on a conveyor belt at the old-style cafeterias in movies? Maybe I need to get in on that action.

 

hahah....i like you.

 

ya see, that's where you're wrong...it's all about ME.

yes, yes they do.

 

Well that's pretty cool I guess. The problem with those places is you try and grab a jello with fruit inside and next thing you know you've got some kind of awful coconut dessert, just terrible, the thought of the thing makes me shiver.

And drinks cost extra.

 

that's not some sneaky way to try and compare my sig with an awful coconut dessert is it? well it better not be young man.

 

It's like, not an apt analogy as there's nothing but jello and quality cheesecake all around me at the moment. None of that coconut stuff with flakes (omg I hate those flakes), just tasty goods.

But that is the problem with those cafeterias, I went to one once as a kid, it's a rough deal to grab the proper food. Large men and their wives are competing with you. It's a contest just to eat. Very primal, and difficult for those who are not ready for something like that. I suggest practicing at home if you want to eat at one. Try yanking the tablecloth out from underneath a bunch of plates and grab the stuff that goes flying around. It's a good test to prepare for the real thing.

 

readicculus, I like you.
You're fun.

 

That's cool, and I love all my brothers, like brothers. We gotta stick together friends.

But this thread is all about the ladies, it's a tribute thread.

Big ups to my friends with no Y chromosones.

 

Sill waiting. Someday.

 

i ve encountered this type of thinking before, give him 2 years and he'll be chasing 9 year old boys with a baseball bat.

 

What are you doing here then? Lather yourself up with patchouli and hit up the Jr high school.


Theres nothing really that unusuall with a 25 year old guy liking younger girls. It's pretty acceptable in lots of other societys.

On the other hand, you're creepy as fuck, and if I were a teenage girl, I wouldn't be in the same state as you for fear of losing my eyelids.

 

ahahaha, this thread crackles me up.

 

Eyelids! hehe, that's choice.

I prefer burning sage brah, it gets rid of evil spirits. Patch just smells nice.

And I'm not 25, keep it real.

 

thank you for clarifying that, because it saying 23 under age wasn't enough.

 

Eye of the tiger

 

Spare me your life story.

 

So controversial. Anarchy brah. Don't just start shit for fun, that's called trolling.

What hip-hop do you like?