I know I'm getting old when...

When you start talking about how you know you're getting old.

 

When you enjoy a back rub, more than sex...

 

When the prospect of a good nights sleep sound better than a night out at the bar drinking

 

When your tits sag just as much as the tits on the women you are hitting on.

 

when you start driving around the puddles instead of aiming for them

 

When you start wearing suspenders instead of a belt.

 

when laughing makes you fart

 

when you're old enough to know you know nothing and don't want to know anything more

 

When you're sitting at dinner saying this is the best i've ever had.