i just sucked my dick for the first time

None of that is as bad as going without brushing your teeth.

It's definitely safe sex I guess if one doesn't push things a bit too far, or use a condom. Plus it combines asphyxsiation and masturbation.

I mean, if one ever watched that lame 'Real Sex' on HBO then you know that people will flock to anything and one could market "Yoga for Self Immolation" or some such...helping the pervert stay limber....

I would definitely have people doing themselves at my party. One on each coffee table. I mean it. Just to relax the guests.

A "Go Fuck Yourself" party.

 

its fun

 

Ok I didnt even get through the second page... Alls I'm going to say is if you accidently sucked your own dick.... and you didnt mean to.... and you didnt give prior consent.... Did you just date rape yourself?

 

Yeah cup the balls while your tounging yourself... You know how much you apreciate it when you go the extra mile to please you

 

woah dude...i could never do it...just break my back and give a kink in my neck

 

wow thats really all i can about this there are no words to describe the shock of ability the why and how and the actually cool strangness.

 

I've always wanted to suck my own penis. I had a bet with my mate at school years ago that he would never be able to as he talked about it alot and eventually after a year he did. His penis was about 6 or 7 inches long on the hard so he could get his lips right round his helmet and keep sucking until he ejaculated in his own mouth. The best way i found is to let someone else do it for u or when there's no one around put a hole in a water Mellon and put my penis in that and an even better way is to get a fleshlite vibrating pussy to use which feels great when im lying on my bed just resting.

 

that's really hot, in canada....its a law that if we see a man trying to do that we have to help him out

 

be there in a minute. :coolgleamA:

 

I was 16 when i first did it... It was incredible.
I do it every now and then, i do not see anything wrong with it < i think any individual capable of thinking for them self and practicing it would not either.

Or maybe i am wrong and i am in fact disgusting and a monster and hur dur pleasure is wrong, think of jeebus omg gay etc etc.