i just sucked my dick for the first time

that's what i thought.

 

Its not impossible, and you dont have to remove a rib "like manson did" to suck your own cock (Although thats probably a rumor). I have sucked my own dick on more than one occasion, if youre going to try you must do some good leg and abdomial stretches first. My dick is 8 and 1/2 inches long and I can manuever to where I can deepthroat almost all of my cock, definatly not impossible.

 

marilyn manson did NOT remove a rib to suck his own cock and whoever believes he did is a fucking dumbass...

 

this is just hilarious.....yall look at my take on this....a guy gets on the internet and posts a message that the whole world can see proclaiming that he sucked his own dick....ON ACCIDENT!.....hahahaha and then gets defensive about it! hahahaha omg.....true confession or not that is fucking hilarious!

 

you would do it if you could.

 

no that is where you are wrong mushie....if I did it...it would be on purpose lol.....

 

Call me depraved on account of sexually deprived, but I would love to see a picture of that.

 

:| thats some crazy shit. ew. thats all i have to say. EW. tjats desparate
who the fuck fucks themselves. honestly. when someone tells you to go fuck yourself, dont take it seriosuly you moron. and dont do naked backflips either. and marilyn manson did not do that

 

I will go to the hills of Beverly.

 

haha.. pretty much EVERYONE fucks themselves Its called masterbation, sweetie. And if you dont partake in that fine activity, well then, my apologies to you.. you are missing out. dont ridicule him for taking it to the next level. its just like getting head but not having to go through the sometimes very hard process of trying to find someone to do it.....

 

*applauds the original poster, then leaves to try again for himself*

 

Man if I could do that I would have saved $1000 on dinners, flowers, and candy last year! LOL
I'm JOKING!

 

RANDAL
That's nothing compared to how my
cousin Walter died.

DANTE
How'd he die?

RANDAL
Broke his neck.

DANTE
That's embarrassing?

RANDAL
He broke his neck trying to suck
his own dick.

Absolute silence. Then...

83.


DANTE
Shut the hell up.

RANDAL
Bible truth.

DANTE
Stop it.

RANDAL
I swear.

DANTE
Oh, my god.

RANDAL
Come on. Haven't you ever tried to
suck your own dick?

DANTE
No!

RANDAL
Yeah sure. You're so repressed.

DANTE
Because I never tried to suck my
own dick?

RANDAL
No, because you won't admit to it.
As if a guy's a fucking pervert
because he tries to go down on
himself. You're as curious as the
rest of us, pal. You've tried it.

DANTE
Who found him?

RANDAL
My cousin? My aunt found him. On
his bed, doubled over himself with
his legs on top. Dick in his mouth.
My aunt freaked out. It was a mess.

DANTE
His dick was in his mouth?

RANDAL
Balls resting on his lips.

DANTE
He made it, hunhh?

84.


RANDAL
Yeah, but at what a price.

Silence. Then...

DANTE
I could never reach.

RANDAL
Reach what?

DANTE
You know.

RANDAL
What, your dick?

DANTE
Yeah. Like you said, you know. I
guess everyone tries it, sooner of
later.

RANDAL
I never tried it.

DANTE glares at RANDAL. Silence. Then...

RANDAL
Fucking pervert.

 

hahaha Fucking Clerks. Gotta love it.

 

mmmm nothin like balls on the lips

 

Reading that made my neck hurt.

 

I can do that, it's not as hard as you would think.
Lay on your back and kinda, move your lower body over you and gravity pull it down.

 

It sounds kinda like that may have influenced your username. That method of self dick sucking could be called the "rolling technique".

 

wait! so you suck your own dick, is that like better than jerking off for you, and what made you have the idea to try?

 

If you're talking to the OP, he said it was an accident. hahaha