I just LOVE men....

I generally think young men are idiots.

I hate the one-upmanship, testosterone driven bullshit.

Jess, I'm jealous.

 

Ooooooooooooh. That's sweet!

 

I don't like groups of guys together, they end up seeimg like poop throwing monkeys

and I hate douchebags

 

I dont like groups of drunk guys. But taken naturally one at a time, I just love men. So cute.

 

i'm not gonna lie, i'm driven by my testosterone

 

And I like that so much.

 

I too, like my girls one at a time. Or sometimes two, but that's enough. I don't mind if they are drunk though.

 

Works for me

 

duh, he's not trying to be your friend. every time you call him that, he probably dies a little inside

 

i knew you'd appreciate it

 

unless he's gay.

 

I do what I can Piaf.

I'm pretty overwhelmed by testosterone Red. I'm a really nice guy though. I figure it evens out somewhere.

 

true...

although i sometimes wonder if the gay best friend is just a normal guy who the woman convinced was gay so he wouldn't come on to her... maybe i'll be turned gay eventually too..

 

When a hot girl starts acting like I'm "the friend" I squeeze her ass really hard. Works 100% of the time.

 

my best friend is gay. But he kept making me booty dance with him last night. heh.

 

My boss did that. Not impressed.

 

My guy and girl friends do that to me. *shrugs* If you were my friend and did that I would look at you and ask, "What?"

 

Want me to hit him?

 

Yes please.

 

Actually, I was being fictitious.

The trick is being intimate. There is this girl right now I interact with on a weekly basis. Hot.

If she doesn't tease me, I ignore her. When she does, I do some hardcore boyfriend shit. She got the message by now.

Sometimes it's simply holding her hand REALLY intimately. That's enough for her to understand that I'm a sexual being, and not an asexual teddy bear.