i just don't like them

not like that.

I imagine you marching outdoors in the nude ( i tastefully censor this part) sporting ugg boots, maybe a crude weapon of sorts.

 

You love me, despite my retardedness and my bitterness. I appreciate this.

 

if i were you i would be mildly offended, as i struck down your weapon making skills.

 

My weapon is my heart, my armour the bible.

 

mary was wearing uggs when she birthed our savior.

 

Mary was so not a virgin. Joseph used roofies to knock her out and told her that god did it.

 

this is also known as man's first act of brilliance.

 

Are you being sarcastic?

 

no.

 

Well, I suppose rape was good in this instance, but generally I prefer to seek consent.

 

that's how the gays do it you must be one of the queers that knows what they're doing in the soil...

 

Bunny, what has happened to you?

 

i've been taking steroids.

 

I am crying.

 

my tears can flex now.

 

Men don't cry. Now that you have hairy balls you should know that.

 

i still listen to the cure when my fits of rage aren't proving that i'm way tougher than hulk hogan.

 

The smiths pwn robert smith

 

It happens, and you're not the only one to do this.